Sunday, October 3, 2010

XXX Snooki? Another Sign Of The Apocolypse?


Don't worry...it's not what you think. Thank God.

Jersey Shore "star" Snooki has been offered $100,000 to be the spokesperson for porn provider FleshDrive:
According to a letter sent to her agent Sept. 23, FleshDrive wants Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 22, to perform a non-sexual role as the “face” of the company.

“Our company image is that we pack a big punch in a little package,” Vice President of Sales Michael Gruosso wrote in the letter. “Who better to endorse our product than the woman who does exactly that? We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes, and that is why her tiny figure and incredible attitude will fit perfectly within the FleshDrive world. By merging Snooki with the FleshDrive, we know Snooki will make a great amount of money by doing very little

What's awesome about this is that they go out of their way to say she WON'T be appearing in any films AND that they point out she'll make a ton of money for doing nothing.

Go with what you know, I guess...ha ha!

Jeff @ NOW2K

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