This Week On "Hoarders": Lindsay Lohan...?

First there were the shoes – literally hundreds of pairs of them. Then there were the racks and racks of freebie designer dresses. And all the other clothes. Plus the bags. Lindsay Lohan’s house was like the black lagoon, and these things were the monster taking over her life.

So who ya gonna call?

Why, “Insider” correspondent Niecy Nash, host of the Style Network’s hit reality TV series “Clean House,” of course.

“I’m here because I heard you’ve got a whole lot of mayhem and a whole lot of foolishness,” Niecy told the starlet sternly.

“I have a lot of stuff,” Lindsay admitted in a two-part interview that aired on the “Insider” earlier this week.

Clutter has been a lifelong issue for the 23-year-old actress whose turbulent closets are reflected in an equally turbulent personal life, often splashed across the front pages of the tabloids. But Lindsay’s mother Dina notes that the mess isn’t all her daughter’s doing. “It’s not just stuff that she bought,” Dina told People.com. “A lot if it is gifted so it’s not necessarily stuff she buys. Like, a company will send five pairs of jeans.”

And what will become of the excess baggage once it’s out of Lindsay’s life? “We’re donating a lot of it to charity,” said Dina.

Jeff @ NOW2K