The Most Bizarre Thing You'll See This Week

This hit the interwebs this week...and it's probably the most painful, ridiculous, bizarre thing I've seen in a very VERY long time...The Situation from "Jersey Shore" and Bristol Palin (who starred together on the latest season of "Dancing With The Stars") filmed a Safe Sex PSA for The Candies Foundation together.

Yes...you read that correctly; a single mom who had the good judgement to sleep with this guy and a guido douchebag who makes it his mission to nail as many chicks as possible every week on reality TV did a PSA about SAFE SEX.

Really? Check it out for yourself.

Where's a giant meteor when you need one?

Jeff @ NOW2K

14:59...And Counting

Time could be ticking away on Kate Gosselin's 15 minutes of fame...especially after last night's DISASTROUS performance on "Dancing With The Stars".

On last night’s show, taped rehearsals were shown of the pair and a strained relationship between the two was quite obvious. Gosselin hasn’t been the dancing prodigy that Dovolany has hoped for and said “Nothing in dancing is natural to Kate.” He continued to say, “I’ve never been questioned in my teaching.” Gosselin seemed to have two left feet during rehearsals and didn’t seem to grasp the moves as well as Dovolany hoped. He topped off the rehearsals with a simple, “I quit.”

The drama climaxed with a warm and fuzzy moment in which Dovolany returned, apologized to Gosselin and she thanked him. “A lot of people quit on me in life,” she said and finished it all off with a hug.

However sweet that may have been, there performance truly suffered. Their performance was somewhat of a train-wreck and Gosselin was stiff and robotic in her movements. The judges were less than impressed and she ended up with one of the lowest scores of the night, 15.

Check out the "drama" here (courtesy of E!News):

Jeff @ NOW2K

Dancing With The...Stars?

During last night's finale of "The Bachelor", ABC revealed the contestants of the latest series of their hit show, "Dancing With The Stars" and honestly, I think they're playing a little fast & loose with the term "Stars". Here's who they've landed:

• Pamela Anderson
• Kate Gosselin (formerly of "John & Kate Plus 8)
• Evan Lysacek (Gold Medal winning figure skater)
• Buzz Aldrin (the second man to walk on the moon...who's also 80 years old)
• Shannen Doherty (of "Beverly Hills 90210" fame)
• Nicole Scherzinger (of the Pussycat Dolls)
• Niecy Nash (host of "Clean House" on Style Network)
• Erin Andrews (the ESPN reporter who was videotaped naked in a hotel through a hotel peephole)
• Chad Ochocinco (Cincinnatti Bengals wide receiver)
• Alden Turner (star of "All My Children")
• and Jake Pavelka (the most recent "Bachelor")

Really? THAT'S the best they could come up with?

Yikes

Jeff @ NOW2K