Betty Blasts Lindsay & Charlie

God...I love Betty White...and here's why:

In an interview with the UK's Daily Mail, the former "Golden Girls"/current "Hot In Cleveland" star took a shot at some of today's stars for letting their careers spiral into the proverbial toilets. She was speaking more specifically of Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan:

"I cannot stand people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen for example. They party too much, don't learn their lines, are unprofessional and they grumble about everything. I think they're terribly ungrateful."

Again...I LOVE BETTY WHITE!!!

Jeff @ NOW2K

Winning? Ummm...Not So Much...

In what can only be described as one of the LEAST shocking events of the weekend, Charlie Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option" show completely BOMBED during it's first show last night in Detroit. Want a run-down of how the show went? Here goes:

- It started with the crowd chanting Charlie's name & all his catch-phrases in anticipation

- The opening comedian got booed off the stage

- The show started an hour late

- The "goddesses" made out with each other on stage, possibly as a distraction from how LOUSY the rest of the show was

- When he was heckled 30 minutes into the show, Charlie actually shouted to the crowd, "I've already got your money dude!"

-People left early

Still upset you didn't get tickets to any of the shows on the tour? Don't be.

Jeff @ NOW2K

BREAKING (but NOT surprising) NEWS!!!

I keep expecting Porky Pig to bust out of that Warner Bros. logo and yell, "Th-th-th-that's all folks!!!"

It's official now: Charlie Sheen has been FIRED from "Two and a Half Men"!

Earlier this afternoon, Warner Bros. sent a letter to Sheen's lawyer outlining the following:

"There is ample evidence supporting Warner Bros. reasonable good faith opinion that Mr. Sheen has committed felony offenses involving moral turpitude (including but not limited to furnishing of cocaine to others as part of the self-destructive lifestyle he has described publicly) that have 'interfere[d] with his ability to fully and completely render all material services required' under the agreement."

If you like, you can check out the entire 21 page document sent to Sheen's lawyer by the folks at Warner Bros. (thanks to the folks at TMZ)

You can't keep a good man down though...Charlie immediately fired off the following tweet from his Twitter account:

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

Wow.

One other thing...if you've ever wanted to know what it's like to intern for Charlie Sheen, here's your chance!

From the website:

Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!

This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.

You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.

It could end up being the most interesting 8 weeks of your life...ha ha!

Jeff @ NOW2K

Charlie Sheen: "What Problem?"

Reports last week had Charlie Sheen checking into a rehab facility with plans to stay there for at least 3 months. Well, it turns out Sheen never even left his house!!!

According to RadarOnline:

"“Charlie was supposed to go to a rehab facility but he absolutely refused to go,” one pal, who has intimate knowledge of the situation, told RadarOnline.com.
“He is at home now and those close to him are trying to get him to enter a facility, but he doesn’t think he has a problem.”

Seriously? Dude...even LINDSAY LOHAN thinks you have a problem. If THAT doesn't tell you something, what will?

Again, I'll keep you posted as this goes on...

Jeff @ NOW2K

You Know You've Got A Problem When...

This is a classic case of "the pot calling the kettle a junkie".

Courtesy of our friends over at TMZ:

"Lindsay Lohan believes Charlie Sheen is in the midst of a 'life or death situation' and tells friends she's thrilled that Sheen has checked himself into rehab.

Sources close to Lohan tell us...Lindsay is 'worried' about Sheen because his most recent bender shows 'obvious signs of addiction'..."

You mean locking yourself in a mansion with porn stars and a briefcase full of cocaine ISN'T normal behavior? And seriously...how BIG of a problem do you have when LINDSAY LOHAN is concerned about you? Ha ha...

More details as they come...

Jeff @ NOW2K

Charlie Sheen Checks Into Rehab

No big shocker here...

After Charlie Sheen was rushed to hospital with what was described as "severe abdominal pain" - which occurred after Sheen spent several days partying with porn stars, booze and cocaine - he has apparently checked into rehab. But NOT before sending off a text message to the folks over at RadarOnline:

"“I’m fine,” Sheen told RadarOnline’s Senior Executive Editor Dylan Howard via text message on Friday afternoon around the same time it was announced he was checking into rehab.
“People don’t seem to get it…. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?”
The Two and a Half Men star finished the text with a characterization of his detractors: “Bunch of turds.”

Needless to say, Warner Bros. has put production of "Two And A Half Men" on hiatus for the forseeable future.

I'll post details as they become available.

Jeff @ NOW2K

It Was Bound To Catch Up To Him Sooner Or Later

Proving he's NOT the orgy-booze-drug machine we all thought he was, Charlie Sheen put himself into the hospital earlier today.

Apparently, Sheen hasn't slept since Monday and has been partying with hookers and has been on a cocaine & booze binge since last weekend. A 911 call was made at around 6:30am after Sheen complained of extreme abdominal pain.

It turns out that Sheen is suffering from a hernia, which apparently has plagued him for quite some time, according to his agent.

Sheen should be back on his feet and banging hookers in no time at all.

Jeff @ NOW2K